Monday, 22 February 2010 16:56 Last Updated on Thursday, 01 April 2010 11:16

Please pass to all your female friends
Two seriously good-looking young men with foreign accents come over to your car an d help pack your shopping into the boot. They then both start cleaning your windscreen. Their firm young bodies bulging out of their skimpy vest tops. It's impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to an other store, in my case, Tesco's. You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat an d starts kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting himself against you, while the other one steals your purse!
I had my purse stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, an d 29th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.
So Be Warned!
P.S. Lidl have purses on sale for £1.99 each, Aldi are £1.75 and look nicer.