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What Women Want in a Man

Sunday, 22 August 2010 17:53 Last Updated on Sunday, 22 August 2010 19:11 Written by Unknown

What Women Want in a Man. Age 20

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially successful

4. A caring listener

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses with style

8. Appreciates finer things

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What Women Want in a Man. Age 30

1. Nice looking [prefer hair on his head]

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

4. Listens more than talks

5. Laughs at my jokes

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

7. Owns at least one tie

8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

10. Seeks romance at least once a week

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Supermarket Scam

Monday, 22 February 2010 16:56 Last Updated on Thursday, 01 April 2010 11:16 Written by Unknown

Please pass to all your female friends

Please please please - make yourself aware of where this is happening AND tell your friends! Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Morrisons for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

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The Black Bra

Friday, 12 February 2010 14:04 Last Updated on Thursday, 01 April 2010 11:17 Written by Unknown

The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went:

My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he
didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night..

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings , stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said…

"What's for dinner, Batman ?"

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Windows.

Friday, 12 February 2010 13:35 Last Updated on Thursday, 01 April 2010 11:17 Written by Dawn Kelly

With over 16 million households in Great Britain with internet access it’s no wonder more companies are offering technical support and thank goodness they are.

I bumped into my friend Chris the other day who told me about a conversation she’d had with technical support.

Her daughter’s computer had been acting up, just as they do, and asked her mum to fix it. While most women are capable of adapting to just about anything we occasionally have to admit defeat and call in the experts. A quick call to technical support, albeit at the price of a small mortgage, would help her get the computer up and running again, she thought.

The guy on the line asked Chris a whole load of technical questions, most of which she didn’t have a clue what he was talking about so when he asked her what kind of windows she had, Chris replied, quite naturally, “double glazing with white upvc frames, why?”

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An early lesson for new mums.

Friday, 12 February 2010 12:56 Last Updated on Thursday, 01 April 2010 11:16 Written by Dawn Kelly

What’s mine is yours.

It’s a foregone conclusion that if you have a daughter, at sometime in your life she’ll be wearing your clothes – with or without permission.

Remember that skirt you bought and she just wouldn’t be seen dead in it but the belt has suddenly gone missing. And it doesn’t end there. There’s the mascara that disappears from your makeup bag only to turn up weeks later all dried or the eye liner which, by the time you next see it, has lost 4 inches off it length and resembles nothing more than a broken crayon.

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